September 23, 2009

Pleasurists #47

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September 18, 2009

Booster Vibrator by Fun Factory

Posted in 1, sex, Sex Education, Sex Toys tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , at 12:28 am by Femme Mystique

Fun Factory Booster Patchy Paul

What the heck is that thing?
This vibrator is a third generation version of Fun Factory’s favorite worm, Patchy Paul.  He’s made out of 100% silicone and is waterproof, so take him in the shower with you!

What’s it feel like?
Texturally speaking, this feels like most Fun Factory products–it’s a soft, flexible silicone with a matte finish and ribbing from tip to base.  Structurally it is bendable, as it lacks a rigid spine.  This may be helpful if you’re looking for something that bends, but much like second generation Patchy Paul, its lack of rigidity means that firm G-spot stimulation is difficult.

What are the vibrations like?
The vibrations are pretty strong in the base, but they quickly lose strength the further they travel up the shaft of the vibrator.  At the tip, the vibrations are very weak.  This, combined with the lack of a spine, means that using this for clitoral stimulation does not work very well.

There are several different speeds of straight vibration that can be scrolled through using the up and down push buttons as well as three pulsating patterns.  At any time you can go back to the straight vibrations by pushing the down button.  You can also get a boost of extra oomph by pressing the turbo button and holding it down.  While this is an interesting feature, it is difficult to keep the button held down.

It’s powered by solar energy though, right? Ethan0l?  Telekinesis?
Better take out stock in Duracell, Paul takes a whopping four triple A batteries and will munch right through them if you utilize that booster function too much.

Can I get it in orange?
Unfortunately no, but this one comes in a snazzy granny smith green or translucent hot pink.

I’m ready.  Lube me up, baby!
Be sure to use only water-based lubricants with this toy, as silicone and oil-based lubes will hurt Paul’s feelings (and his finish).  Fun Factory gets you started with a sample of their water-based ToyFluid.  When you’re done, wash with warm water and mild soap, toy cleaner, or a diluted bleach solution.

Moment of truth: the verdict.
I also have owned the second generation Patchy Paul and hoped that this would be a vast improvement on that toy.  This Paul is bigger, brighter, and has push buttons, patterns, and turbo power; still, it’s not a vibrator that sticks out in my mind.  The fact that the vibrations still don’t reach the tip, the base is too floppy to stimulate my G-spot,  and that I can’t use it clitorally very effectively is  a big disappointment.

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G-spot vibrator by Fun Factory
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July 27, 2009

Sex Toy Review: Elements Omega by Tantus

Posted in 1, sex, Sex Toys tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , at 2:17 am by Femme Mystique

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How to use it:
Elements Omega is a diminutive strap-on compatible dildo from Tantus.  Though the base allows it to be used in a harness, I would not recommend it for this purpose.  My partner found the end to be too pointy when used in a situation where there is less control, such as in a harness.  It is great for use manually, with or without the vibrating component.  Alternately, I enjoyed this dildo in the internal holder of the harness we own, the Pleasure Principle Deluxe.  There it can provide internal vibrations for the harness wearer without the pain that could be caused by vigorous thrusting.  This dildo is also safe for anal use, though I did not test it this way.

Construction:
The Elements Omega is made out of 100% silicone.  The silicone has some give, and it is softer than many Tantus products.  It is not, however, as soft as Fun Factory silicone, for example.  It is 4-1/2″ of insertable length and 1″ in diameter, which some may find to be too small.  I generally prefer toys of about 1-1/4″ in diameter, but found this to be very pleasing.  The wavy texture and slight curve make this toy feel somewhat fuller than many 1″ toys.  This toy also has a hole in the back for an included bullet vibrator.  The vibrations can be felt pretty well throughout the toy, tending to concentrate in the base where the bullet is located.

Care instructions:
Only water-based lubricants should be used with this toy.  Cleaning can be done using with a 10% bleach solution, toy cleaner, mild soap and warm water, by boiling, or in the dishwasher (top shelf, no detergent).

Packaging:
Comes in Tantus’s typical clear plastic box with a clear tray inside that holds the dildo and bullet.  I appreciate Tantus’s simple, tasteful packaging.

The verdict:
This is a really great, simple toy that can be appreciated by both beginners and advanced users.  I wish that it was more effective in a harness, but I can overlook it on account of the fact that it is otherwise a very versatile product.  Four out of five stars to Tantus for this great toy.

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June 23, 2009

Sex Toy Review: Bandito by Fun Factory

Posted in 1, sex, Sex Education, Sex Toys tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , at 3:00 pm by Femme Mystique

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Last week I reviewed Bandito, a harness compatible and suction cup based dildo from Fun Factory.  I thought Bandito had an amazing G-spotting curve and loved the fact that I could use it in a harness.  It is also made of Fun Factory’s famous silicone, which is my favorite because it’s so incredibly soft.

My one complaint is that it’s a little more phallic than I typically prefer.  I would have preferred something without the pronounced “head” that Bandito is designed with.  Overall, however,  I think this toy is fabulous.  I wish it came in more colors, because I don’t like purple and, as my partner put it, the black looks somewhat alien.  Still, another excellent find from Fun Factory.

Read my full review here.